Sunday, July 26, 2009

How It All Ended

It was a sunny yet frigid Saturday when I was half way to my seemingly unreachable destination. As I keep on pedaling, I also keep on perspiring, but I have this feeling of coldness within me, knowing that something will definitely go wrong before the end of the day. North-west of my view is the most visible landmark, a pseudo-lighthouse, of what I consider as my success.

Thick clouds soon broke the strong solar rays and showers from the heavens dropped like and instant bullet barrage soon after. I found myself pedaling some more, almost exhausting me after an hour of this same endless activity. At last, the nearest shade is in my sight and with haste, I approached it. " 'Nythin' 'can do fer ya' mate?", asked the subdivision guard whilst polishing his gun in his post which served as a weather guard for me and my five-year old bicycle. I left him dumbfounded with no reply and glaring at me, he asked me another question: "Who're ya waitin' fer mate?" "Someone I know.", I replied as I walked around anxiously on the cold and wet floor.

After countless seconds of waiting for her, I can finally feel her presence inside that black pickup truck approaching me from the inside of this subdivision they call 'The Pacific Shores'. The side door of the car opened and she appeared in front of me inviting me to hop in the vehicle. I positioned my bicycle on the back part of the vehicle and hopped in. Her face draws her mixed emotion of happiness and speculation of me, being unexpectedly present in front of her by the moment.

"Why the heck are you out there all soaked in rainwater?", she asked. Leaving her questions unanswered, I instantaneously switched the topic with my question, "What do you mean by this?" while holding my cellphone with texts on it, in front of her. The first moments were emotionless of her, then she started sobbing slowly and quietly. "I'm very, very sorry.", She said, "It's true.", she added while simultaneously grabbing the gadget from my very hands and literally breaking its brain into two.

There were moments of silence between us two until we arrived at this public park they call the Capitol Lagoon. Fortunate for the visitors and us, the rain had stopped. I got my bicycle back and we had to stroll in the left side of the park to make very serious conversations. We sat on a stone bench located on the far side of the park and we stayed in that very location for at least an hour. I can even notice the shadows of stationary monuments slowly drifting as time passes by. That was the very moment I knew that we had to part our lives' ways.

She cried, while I still have this emotionless and plain face on me, expecting that this would happen. "I'm truly sorry, I have to do this." Those were the words of Michelle Katherine Cape as she walked away leaving me behind.

Well, I have no choice but to continue my life's adventures by starting all over and undoing all what I had wrongly done.

For me, this was the best adventure of my life to date. For the rest, judge it by yourselves. Also, I had to pedal again all the way home with this fake smile I'm wearing.

:D

~D3N00B1F13D™

P.S.
Assignment ko ni sa English...
pl0x dnt delibratly st3al..
okayz??? xD

P.S.S
Sad nuh?..
T_T
Pautwas emotions uh.. ^^

Sunday, March 15, 2009

UberZpecial: A Gamer No More by "sonofaditch"

Honestly speaking, I was hooked.
It started when i was in college in the dark recesses of the internet
cafes somewhere in La Salle Avenue. it was the heyday of "Starcraft" and
the internet shops and gaming centers were filled with people of all
ages engaging each other in virtual combat.


I was one of the few customers who was in there to avail of internet
services. so while i was researching on current events in preparation for
an extemporaneous speech event, i was surrounded by sounds of heckling,
trash-talking, and the voices of Humans, Protoss and Zergs.


Viewing them as someone who was an ignoramus in gaming (at that time) I
could not see the allure of those games that only promote mass
destruction and genocide. Gamers to me, were a weird bunch of people whose
actions are an inconvenience to others. They are rude, loud-mouthed, and
they smell like they haven’t had a bath for days.


But little did I know that i would soon be caught up in their world as
well…


I hate to admit it, but it was only in my Senior year in college that I
was provided an opportunity to take my first toddling steps into
gamer-land. Imagine if you will: it was midnight, I was sitting hunched over
the computer monitor - learning how to control an SUV…


and the rest was history.I was hooked on RTS, RPGs, FPS, MMORPGs, and
other game genres. I was a latebloomer and one way i learned was from
watching the hard-core gamers (and they were many) do it. and in order to
gain a fairly decent degree of expertise, you need to have lots of
extra time in your hands…


first it was Starcraft, then came Battle Realms and Dungeon Seige, Red
Alert, Generals, Rogue Spear, a bit of Counterstrike and Rainbow6 (but
i found out that i’m not a shooting person) then came Warcraft, then
Warcraft Frozen Throne, then DoTA. I briefly tried online gaming with MU
and Ragnarok (but i dropped Ragna because it was too expensive, I stuck
with MU beta version until it went fully online)


I was hooked. I realized the thrill of competing, I realized why many
people are hooked - it was the thrill of taking on a character in the
virtual world, it was the chance to be another person in another realm,
it was the array of abilities, powers and weapons that could only be had
in a game of fantasy, it was a chance to go on a mission, an adventure
or quest that is beyond your wildest dreams. it was everything that
young, impressionable and oftentimes reality-weary people were looking
for. it was the greatest of escapes…


a geek who doesn’t get much respect in school would suddenly transform
into the most feared and respected wizard in Lorencia, the lowly
student who is always being nagged by his parents and hounded by his teachers
would now get a chance to zap them with his laser cannons, the loner
who had read too much Tolkien books finds a kindred soul in the virtual
halls of Midgard…


but oftentimes, we tend to confuse the line between reality and
virtuality. we tend to crave for the thrill and for the escape, without
knowing that the real world awaits us and that we have real-life problems,
real-life responsibilities and duties to perform.


many a times we would often put-off our work in order to engage in
mini-tournaments. we became masters of the Alt+Tab keys, we devoted more
time to mastering strategies than mastering our lessons or doing our job
at the Yearbook Office.


but thank goodness that despite the relentless temptations of these
games, I managed to keep a level head and set my priorities straight. it
was hard to schedule my responsibility as Yearbook EIC, as a graduating
Education student, and as a gamer but thank God that I pulled it off.


and now that i am a teacher, i often look upon these young students who
are on the path of gaming addiction with concern. but i have to admit
that i do envy them, they who can afford to let go of their real-world
responsibilities and exist for hours on end in the virtual world,
blasting away their worries in life.


the real-world has taken ahold of me…and it is only in the rarest of
opportunities that i could be a Night Elf again. not much time for play
anymore, and i had retired my mouse pad.


from part-time gamer to full-time teacher…it was good while it
lasted.


~"sonofaditch"

Yup.. I'm a retired gamer too, sir...
I salute you!

~kitOih™

History Unveiled

Hmm..
sup guys..
it's been quite a long time since i had posted sumthin in my blog...

let's just say i was kinda busy with my life back then..
hmm..
many things happened in my life..
good and bad, name 'em..

many changes happened in me..
metanoia? yup.. maybe?

...
since i've met her, i've been kinda busy..
as i sed earlier, many changes occured in me..
i've left the online world just for her..
and uhmm..

i've been doing some history tracing lately..
this one's from my Friendster account, D3N00B1F13D,
which i cancelled due to some reasons...

This is the comments she gave me since Sept. 11, 2008 up to 12/16/09..
the last parts of the text is made by me...
here goes..

09/11/08 12:30PM
First comment from beVz™
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..~aHh.. uHhkiEh2~..
..~OwkiEh mAn LnG^^.. tEiNkSz 4 drOppinG bY `n szAh cOmmEnt^^~..
..~haLOnGSz2 gEid~..
..~LOvE LOtSz~..


xXx_miCh_xXx

PS. -=!..aAaAaDiIiIIIkkkkkKkkk..!=-
--------------------------------------------------

09/30/08 10:05PM
Mechanico...
-------------------
?~EinkSz.. hiR pAh nAhmAn bUhi pAh.. dOnt wOrry.. TT~?

?~hEaRtbroken pOew Owkieh LnG nAh aHh.. x_x.. iM............. fiNe.. atLEaSt..?~?

?~gEih2 LAhbAih LnG kOew.. LAh kOew pAh nAh,kAih,Ow LYF kOew.. mAhaL bAyAd gLEih szAh mEchAniCo..?? mAnGitAh pkOew utAnGAn.. hAhAh..!~?

?~tCcEe oLwAySz.. gOd bLESs.. TT~?


x?x_mikA_x?x
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10/06/08 9:23
"kitoy"
-------------------
?~wAhAhAh..! ^_______________^v..!~?

?~EinkSz szAh mGAh cOmmEnt.. hAhAh.. O_______o..?? abSEnt nAhmAn kOew.. Ei.. xD~?

?~hihihih..! dOwnLOAd nAhmAn.. Ei.. hAhAh..! pAhtEih kAh.. ^^v.. nAg,chAkEit tiAn kOew.. Ei.. TT~?

?~c u 2.. ^^v.. kitOy..?? bwAhAhAh..! ^_______^. LOLSz.. xD~?

?~gEih2.. gUd nYt^^v..!~?

x?x_mikA_x?x
--------------------

10/11/08 6:07PM
"Attempt: Date... FAIL"
-------------------
?~ahAihSz aHh.. nAGLAntAw kAh..?? TT~?

?~LAh kAh gEid bEih nAG,hMbAL mOew.. wAh..! TT~?

?~mAh,LAntAw kOew tEhnEih gLnG LAh kOew uhpOed.. cnO nAg,dAoG..????!!!!!~?

?~cHikAh2 mAn dAH aiHh.. xD~?

?~wAh2..! gEih2.. LAhbAih2 LnG.. LOLSz.. TT~?

x?x_mikA_x?x
-------------------

10/14/2008 8:04 pm
"First Muwaaah"
--------------------------

* ?~wAh kitOih.. LOLSz.. TT~?

?~gUd evE gLEih..! wEih.. hiGh cOunCiL..?? hEih.. szUh,iAh z shANe cmUh.. O_______o~?

?~bLAhbLAhbLAh.. TT~?

?~ahLAh LnG.. LAhbAih LnG kOew.. lAh gEid mAhimOew.. TT~?

?~mY bAG,Ow kOew gAhLEih gEihnAh,adEihkAn nAh gAMe.. bUwAhAhAh..! gUeSs bLAh..?? tRy LnG..? (''?).. hAhAhAh..! meOw..!~?

?~dEih tAh nAh kAh pAG,bEihtEinOn aHh.. ahAhAh..! "COOKING DASH"..! hAhAhAh..!~?

?~nC ahnUh..??! hihihihih..! ^_______________^v.. xD~?

?~hMf.. gEihnAhkAih,Ow kOew nAhmAn nOw LYF kOew aHh.. hMmMmMm........... TT~?

?~hAihSzzzz....... TT~?

?~gAhpAh,nGEihtAH kOew gLEih nOw.. mEChAnicO ahGEin.. iF mEih kLAh2 u.. jUSzt teL mEih.. hMf.. (~_~)'~?

?~hMmMm..... hAIhSz.. bUhAih.. chEihGEih.. tCcEe kitOih.. nYtiESz..! mOwhMwUah.. xD~?

x?x_mikA_x?x
---------------------------

10/12/2008 9:48 am
"Agro..."
---------------------------

* ?~hAhihSz.. cOnfiRmEsd..! aGrO gEid gAhnEih anG mY bUhO anG dinG2.. TT.. dinG2 ------- waLL..?? O____o..?!~?

?~pAh,nGEihtAh,ah bLAh nXt tYm bY urSzELf.. mAh,kEihtAh mOew gEid nAH xAh.. TT~?

?~bASztAh kUnG mAhkAh,LAhGAw kOew dAh bLAh szAh pAnAad bLAh.. pAh,kEihtAh kOew cmUh...?? x_x~?

?~hihihih..! gEih2 aHh.. ^______________^v.. bLAhbLAhbLAh.. xD~?

?~haLOnGSz2.. mOwhMwuAh..! ^^x~?


------------------------------

10/12/2008 9:41 am
"First Mutual Worries..."
------------------------------

* ?~wOiSzt..! mOwninG.. TT~?

?~bLAhbLAhbLAh.. dUm2 kOew kitAh nAg,dAoG.. LOLSz.. xD~?

?~hAhAihSz.. mAh,dOwnLOAd nAhmAn kOew rAn oL aGEin aHh.. diSz tYm bAntAh,iAn kOew nGd..! x_x~?

?~O______________o ------ bOrinG hiR hAuSz.. LAh gEid aHh.. O_o.. aNywAy.. mAh,iUh kAih kAh,LAntAw kAh,iAh nUh..! hMF.. "x~?

?~bfASzt mEih ahnAih aHh.. LOLSz.. sAmE 2u.. ndEih mAGpAhgUh,2m nAhmAn dAh aHh.. TT~?

?~uLcEr kAh gAhnEih.. bhLAh kAh.. hMF..~?

?~tCcEe oLwAySz kitOih..! ^__________^v.. gUd aM aGEin.. ^^x~?

x?x_mikA_x?x
----------------------------

10/19/2008 3:50 pm
"First cute 'wab you!!'..."
----------------------------

* ?~awCh..! sUre kAh..??!~?

?~aHhrOuCh..! TT~?

?~pAhnUh nAh nAh..??! wAt `d heLL.. deih kOew kAh,s2dy szAh fiL..!! O__________o'..??~?

?~mAhLASz..! aMf.. hAihSz.. szAh tUes nLnG gUhrOeh..?? `n `d mOwninG ahGAh pAh kOew.. LOLSz2..TT~?

?~hUhUhUh.. kEihtAh kOew pAh z jEmrAh gAhpUn.. hihihih.. TT~?

?~nAg,LAhGAw mAn xAh.. but pAg,pUhLEih nAhmUn LAh nAh 2 xAh szAh gEihnAh,pUnGkUh,an nLAh snG mGAh uhpOew niAh..? x_x~?

?~gEih2 kitOih.. haLOnGSz u dAh aHh..?? wAb yOew.. tCcEe.. x__________x'~?

x?x_mikA_x?x
---------------------------

10/29/2008 8:18 pm
"First Very Long Message... Missing each other..."
----------------------------

* ?~OiSzt..! kitOoOoOooOoOooOoOiiihh..!~?

?~nC2 snG tESzti mUh..??! ^__________________^v..!~?

?~szOeh cUtEh gEid yAh.. ^^v pAhnUh u nAh nAh,hEihmUh mAn..??! O_______________o..??!~?

?~hUhUh.. nC2 gEid yAh.. aSz iN.. nC2 geid yAh..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x~?

?~EiNkSz kitOih..! O_____________o..! miSzh u 2..! TT~?

?~yAh.. [sSsSsHh]..! adEik kOew nOw szAh nEw gAme nAh gEihnAh,pLAy kOew.. TT~?

?~bOrinG gEid yAh anG sEmbrEAk aSz iN..! LAh pUhLOSz.. aMf..! x_x~?

?~bUt nC2 gEid yAh kAh tESti u..! ^-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-^..! kAGtUn tAh u kAhrUn..!!!!!!!!! kAh,uLOehmUL..! hiSzAh kOew.. x_x~?

?~gEih2 bACk2pLAy mEih aHhnAih kAG YM aHh.. TT~?

?~gUd evE gLEih..?? x_x~?

?~kAG hv a gUd nYt szLiP.. szwit dRimSz.. szLiP tYt..! ^^x..! tiL 2m nLnG..!~?

?~tCcEe oLwAySz..! inGAtSz2..! ^__________^v~?

?x?_LOVE LOTSZ_?x?

?x?mikA?x?
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10/31/2008 5:34 pm
"Prayers..."
-----------------------------------------

* ?~OiSzt..! EiNkSz gLEih nAh inCLUde kOew szAh mGAh prAyErSz mUh..! hOpE gUhmAhnAh nUh..?? Q__________Q~?

?~hEhEhEh.. EiNkSz2 gEid.. dOnt wOrry inCLUde tAhmAn u aHh..?? ^__________________^v~?

?~hihihiihih.. bLAhbLAh..! d^^b~?

?~tCcEe kitOih..! wAb yOew..! (- ^^ -)~?

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11/1/2008 11:30 am
"Long msg + cute 'wab you too!'..."
-----------------------------------------

* ?~mOwninG kitOih..! ^____^v~?

?~xNxAh LAh nkOew kAh,rEpSz snG mGAh cOmmEntSz u gpOn..?? hAhAihSz.. nAhkAh,2LOG nAh mEih.. Ei.. hEihEih..! ^_____________^v~?

?~aNywAy.. bOrinG mAn deih dpUn..! hAhAihSz LAh gEid aHh.. diSz evE LnG cGuhrOeh mAhkAh,gwAh meih cUSz gOeh kAhmEih pAt,iUh..?? Q________Q..?~
~?

?~u yAh..?? ahLAh gEid u bAhLAk mAg,vCt dEr..?? uNLESs mAn cgUhrOeh LAh u rELAtivEs nAh dEAd nAh dB..?? mEih yAh vCt kOew pAh2 kOew.. hEhEh.. dUhGAih nAh xAh dEad wEn i wASz 4yRs oLd pLnG.. x_x~?

?~whEw.. bOwt chOcOl8s yAh..?? gAh,eAt LnG mEih nAh if dEprESsed mEih Or sOmthinG.. bUt sOmtYmSz gAh,eAt mEih nAh b4 exAmSz prAh dEih mEih mAh,2u..?? TT~?

?~hAhihSz..! adEik kAh gEid yAh..! wEbsitE..?? whEw..! uHhkiEh aHh.. jOin mEih kUnG pdEih.. Ei..?? ^^v~?

?~wEL.. gUdLUk szAh wEbsite u..! ^___________^v.. hihihiih..! x_x~?

?~LAhbAih LnG mEih aHh.. tCcEe oLwAySz kitOih..! wAb yOew 2..! ^^x~?

?x?_LOVE LOTSZ_?x?

?x?mikA?x?

--------------------------------------------
11/13/2008 7:28 pm
"Small and silly misunderstandings..."
----------------------------------------
?~haLLOew.. kitOih.. (''x)'??~?

?~aHh uHhkiEh iC.. sOrEeh gEid prESsUREd kpAh.. hMm.. nOpEsz noeh pLAnSz 4 2m.. gEin,iNvYt mLnG kOew nEih LEsLie snG ahGAh.. Ei.. nOeh biG.. (''?)~?

?~kAhpOih2 mAn bOdy kOew gAhnEih.. aSz iN.. niD 2 dOeh sOm stREtChnG `n stUfFfSz.. TT~?

?~kAw mAn aHh.. knOw tyRd kAh mAn.. EiNkSz gLEih snG LibRe.. nXt tYm ahkOew nAhmAn.. TT~?

?~kAG LAh ntOeh anG 50eP aHh.. hMmMm.. gEih2.. tiL L8R.. i hOpE.. TT??~?

?~gUd evE ahGEin.. rESzt mAh,iUh.. ('_')~?

?x?_LOVE LOTSZ_?x?
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DECEMBER 5, 2008 - 12PM - Amphitheater
"CONFESSION"

DECEMBER 7, 2008 - 3PM - ACCOUNTING OFFICE
"First Sincere and LONG hug"
"Kiss sa Cheeks"

DECEMBER 10, 2008 1PM - Amphitheater
"Kami na!"
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12/16/2008 8:55 pm
"Bhevz"
'EXTRAORDINARY DAY!"
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* +?_hahah..! =)_?+
+?_kaw hah..?!? ^^v_?+
+?_mish shOoh =]_?+
+?_teinkz sah tym.. hahah..! =)_?+
+?_`n gud Luck sa examz 2m_?+
+?_mOwhmwuah..! ^^_?+

? PS. wat an EXTRAORDINARY DAY.. d^^v!


?x?_bhEvz_?x?

?x?mikA?x?
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12/18/08 3PM-6PM
"First Outing Together, with NO ONE ELSE"

12/18/08 7PM
"LOVE IS SEALED WITH A KISS..."

----------------------------------------------------

Live happily ever after....
NOT the end... ^__^

History traced by
kitOih™ himself...

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EDIT:

02/28/09...
We Broke up...
Yup... The end...
------------------------------------------

That would be all...
Moving on...

~kitOih™

Friday, October 31, 2008

UberZpecial: Word of the week: BORED!

guyz lol..
im kinda sorry cuz i ner updated tihs blog for liek a long tym now lol..
im busy doin this site:
http://boredomgalorez.1forum.biz/forum.htm

lol..
u know wahts my inspiration?
MY BOREDOM OF COURSE!
beliv it or not im doin this everyday...

Wake Up
Toothbrush
Take a bath
Friendster
Breakfast
Toothbrush
Rest
Play / Surf the net
Eat random stuffs
Lunch
Toothbrush
Rest
Beg for money (from parents, to be able to play at Gracy.Net, an I-Cafe in our area)
Gracy.Net, Play for 4 hours... yes, that's everyday...
Goes Home at 6PM
Runs towards the CR
Have a LOAD OF PEE! (I got this motto: "It's better to be thirsty than to be holding your pee.")
lol.. that's 4 hours of holding pee.. can u do it? lol..
cleans legs... The area near Gracy.Net is soo messy.. damn..
Rest
Dinner
Toothbrush
HalfBath
Surfing the net
OPTIONAL: Yahoo Messenger (lol remember teh REVELATION thing again.. -_-)
SLEEP..

lawl.. that boredom almost killed me.. thanks to BoreDom Galorez, my boredom is now eliminated! ^^ (NOT! LOL)

Want to help D3N00B1F13D™ lessen his boredom? register at http://boredomgalorez.1forum.biz/forum.htm and start posting random stuffs! XD
By Bored People, For Bored People.

~D3N00B1F13D™ ZiM™

Thursday, October 23, 2008

UberZpecial: Team Philippines Wins The Ran Global Tournament Championship, October 4, 2008

Team Philippines wins RGT Championship 2008

It was a moment all Filipino RAN players will remember as Team Philippines won 1st place at the 2nd RAN Global Tournament 2008, one of the biggest online gaming competitions in Asia.

Team Philippines, represented by Vincent Amado, Carlo Magcalas, MJ Buday and Kevin Medina, defeated teams from Malaysia, Thailand,Korea, Taiwan and Hong Kong to win the RGT Championship.

IP E-Game Ventures Inc. (e-Games), the online gaming subsidiary of IPVG Corp., held the tournament in cooperation with Min Communications Corp, and Goldsky Inc, developer and regional distributor of RAN Online respectively.

This is the first time that e-Games has held an international gaming competition . RGT was first held in October 2007 at Bangkok, Thailand.

First legs of the competition

Starting off as underdogs, Team Philippines lost two consecutive matches to Hong Kong and Taiwan respectively. But they rebounded from their defeat to make a resounding comeback that lasted throughout the final matches.

Their last match in the eliminations brought them face to face with the last year’s RGT champions, Thailand, which they were able to surmount easily.

In the semi-final round, PH faced Hong Kong once more, with the match coming to the decision round. Both teams suffered casualties in their ranks, but PH remained unfazed and barrelled through to finish the job, earning them a spot in the finals. Their last opponent was Team Malaysia.

RGT Finals

The Finals required the teams to win the best-of-five matches. Team Philippines maintained their hold as they won their first two games. However, Team Malaysia didn’t give in easily as they won rounds 3 and 4.

A decision match was put into place. The RAN Online community cheered their team in this do-or-die round. When the signal was given, both teams rushed to meet each other. PH was ahead in terms of numbers and it wasn’t long before the match was finally concluded, with PH wiping out the rest of their opponent’s characters thus winning the this year’s tournament.

“I was really nervous, but I told myself ‘this is it’. I was praying hard that time,” Team PH’s leader, Vincent Amado, recalled.

“’Get the gold’, that was our one and only goal that time,” said MJ Buday.

The SMX Convention Center Trade Hall 5, venue for the 2nd RGT, reverberated with thunderous cries of jubilation as the Philippine Team won the final leg of the tournament. Even the RGT delegates were taken back by the explosive response of the RAN Online Philippine Community.

IPVG President and CEO, Enrique Gonzalez, personally congratulated the team for their amazing show of skill and talent in their matches.

Gil Edeza, COO of e-Games said that the support from the community was just astounding. “They cheered on the Team Philippines but they also did that for the other teams. RAN Online is special because it allows players from different regions of the world to learn and understand each others cultures thuis bridging geographical borders and sharinge one passion.”

Aside from the title of the 2008 RAN GT Champions, the four-man team won US$ 5,000. Second place went to Malaysia and US$ 3,000 while Team Hong Kong placed 3rd, and went home with US$ 2,000.

Min Communications CEO, Kimboss (Kim Byung-Min), was present during the entire tournament, together with Hideki Moriya and Fumiaki Gotoh from Japan’s Gonzo Rosso, and James Huang from Taiwan’s Goldsky Digital Technology, Ltd.

The 2008 RAN Global Tournament saw more than 3,000 attendees from the local community. Aside from the tournament, RGT 2008 also had other online and offline events for the local RAN community.

Source:
http://www.e-games.com.ph/Content/Portal/Contents3.aspx?ContentId=275
http://www.e-games.com.ph

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sh0rtieez: Homeward Drunkard

10/16/08
lol..ok so leik this is a random event taht hapnd to me, kenn, johnre, n dane on our way home.so lol.. it wz leik maybe 6:30PM? i dunno lol...ok so leik we passd by teh fishbawlz vendor, n dane wz liek: "whoa! whoa! whoa!" i wz liek: 'sigh.. dane, no fishbaawlz for today.. XD im full -_-."tehn i saw venice.. tehn i wz liek: "ooohh.. now i get it.."lol kenn didnt noticed waht wz liek hapenin in teh surroundings cuz he bringz wiht him hiz chemistry notebook, studying.. lol waht a wierd act.. newayz...

kenjai wz wiht venice, jovan n teh ohterz.. she wz liek: "dane! say hi! say hi!" w/o further ado, dane sed 'hi!'.. lol taht wz liek random! lol..

so we walkd our way towardz our destination.. lol near teh jolibee, our wait point for teh Mansilingan Jeep.. lol.. so we noticd taht it wz empty, tehn we wer liek: go go go!! XD
we rushd in, tehn lol ppl startd to fill teh jeep.. damn it wz liek almost full! XD
we wer talkin bout random stufs such as johnre's theory of teh universe which statez taht teh sun revovles around teh univers.. we wer liek: WTF john... lol.. kenn is still studying lol.. he wz liek on his world, talkin to himself..

we wer leik on front of teh entrance of teh Espinos Village tehn i saw tihs man, walkin liek drunk...
he wz liek towards us, he IS goin to ride teh jeep...
i wz liek: Dude.. (to kenn) he's drunk...
tehn kenn wz liek... closes notebook.. : waht??
lol so he noticd taht teh man wz liek walkin liek crazy..
tehn he wz liek: oh damn.. he IS drunk..
we also noticd taht he wz liek talkin to himself sum random things such as getting a job, n fixing his life lol... he wz murmuring, we cant understand.. kenn cant study wiht him murmuring random thingz.. XD

so ok he (teh drunk man) wz liek:'oi gwapa nga baye.. wala ka bata??'
we wer leik: O_OLAWL! LAWLLAWLAWLL!
i wz liek abut to explode!
lol! im juz biting mah lips to avoid teh laughter to leak out of me, cuz if it leakz, devastation may occur! XD XD..

teh drunk wz tehn liek:'oi wla ka ga sabat haw? nanu ka? APA???? haa?'

i wz liek.. pfptftpftpf.. kkkckckkccckc.. KCKCkKCCCKC.
im going to explode.. i cant hold it much longer.. im pinching myself.. XD its almost over my capacity!!!! XD XD LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLZLLZZLZ!! XD

whoa whoa.. our (me and kenn) destination is near.. kenn wz liek:'nong, sa lugar lng..'me, still biting my lips, and pinching myself...as we stepped on teh aspalths of mansilingan,

i wz liek:1...2...

ken wz liek: 'WTH??'

3!

i wz liek: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHZHZHAZHHAHZAH!!! LAWLLLLLLLLLLLZLZLZLZLLZ!!! WHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!! XD XD X D XD ROFLAWMAWOZZ!! XD XD XD WHAHAHAH!

i hav exploded.. teh ppl wz liek starin at me...
leik : O_O wat hapen?lol!
my lafter is contaguz, so kenn also lafed!
WAHAHHH!
so leik i cant take it, tears were falling out of my eyes!!! lol!!! WHAHAW XD!!
we sat on teh bench in a Pawnshop near kenns house! LOLOL!!!!! we were laughing,!
XD as in, NONSTOP!! lololol.!! XD

im still lafing, kenn opens his notebook agen...

i wz liek:... =_=...

he wz liek: waht?

i wz liek:.. lets head home (and be merry we're not drunk XD).

~D3N00B1F13D™ ZiM™

UNORIANZ IZ INTILEEGENT

ok so liek i hav obsrvd taht im leik n00bifying n stuf lol

but uno its liek worth it cuz my social skilz r liek enhancin! lawl!
here it goez!
10/9/08

lol i wok up liek 6 am lol taht liek mah regulr wakin tym so lol dnt complkain! XD
umm lol i arivd at UNO-R safely loool! (i hav to liek run a long distance cuz teh trafik in roxas gate is like in cahos lol!) i thot i wz liek l8 at taht time XD (I rembrd i spent liek 10-15 at teh bahtrum lol for an unknown rezon XD) k newayz...

it wz liek thursdy n we hav a sched for a thurs mas so lol i entrd teh church n lol, as olwayz, im late x_x.. ok so lol aftr taht we procidd to teh fr cuenca hall for our impormtu thingy n lol srprsngly, i dnt feel taht nervuz.. well, nurvuz for a bit, mayb leik 10%? lawlx! tehn... we were arrangd alphbetcly so lol i thot i wz safe so lol.. my 'nervuznez' was reducd to 5% lol! but when ken0 told me taht we wer liek teh first batch, lol my nervuznez climbed up to lets say liek 20%? lawl! ok so liek we wer reqstd to put 6 chairz onstage... LAWL! 30%!! tehn we were called 1 by 1... as my name wz calld, i sat on teh tirhd chair...33%.... then it was oscars turn... 35%.... after oscars turn, it wz ken0s turn.... 39%.... i tehn got my question from teh what-i-call destiny box! lawlx! 45%..... tehn i sat agen, red teh question wihle ken0 is answering teh question taskd to him... 50%!! im about to blow... XD when ken0 wz finishd, nervuznezz level drasticly rose up to 70%!! .. "History Repeats itself"... nervuznezz reduced.. 60%... 'blablablalba' 50%, 40%, 30%, 20%!!! "That's all, Thank you".. 0% NERVUZNESS ACHIVED! OYEEE!!! LAWLX!! tehn i sat bak agen, ken0 n I did a hiegh 5, juz liek waht we do evrytym we achivd sumthin! XD lawlz!

so tehn we were liek called bak in to our proper seats... tehn we wached our clazmates answer ther quesztions lawl... THEN THIS IS THE EPIC MOMENT: clint wz up next! he wz liek confident of hiz aners lol tehn.. lets see XD 'blablablalbalblalbah' AND IN THE END:

"Therefore i conclude that: UNORIANZ IZ INTILEEGENT!"ONE WORD TO SAY... EPIC! i wz liek LAWLLAWLWLALLAWLAW LOLOLOLX! ROFLAWL! HE WZ LIEK LOLCATS! (Lolcats - babytalk, usually with broken english and bad grammar, try to research it yourself! ^_^)...

newayz, taht was toly random! lawl! newayz.. after taht speech klas, we went bak to our clazrumz... nothin special has hapend...tehn... its hiztory claz.. this is wher teh fun beginz! lawl! poor sir napay.. alyaws getting 'tripped' on... we had a 'ppl pwoer' sorta thin lol and our goal: GO TO ROBINSON'S PLACE.. for waht u mean? of course! u know our 3A style! lawlz!

napay: "China..."
3A: "Robinsonz!@!!!@"
napay: "The Different Dynasties"
3A: "Robinsons!!!"
napay:"What is the climate in China?"
3A: "Air-Conditioned!"
napay:'Sigh..."

lawlx! taht was one hell of an EPIC! lawl he had no choice but to adres our annoyin pleas to ms gustilo... tehn after teh histozy claz, it wz computer claz. yet, no news abut taht ROBINSONZ tihn... as we enetrd teh comlab, we wer asignd to do teh xrecises frm our book, to be outputd in teh comp... we thot we wer all out of hope.. but sudnly mr napay entrd teh comlab.. his presenc made teh 3A go BOOOOM! lawlx! we all know our ppl power will work, juz leik waht hapnd to ms *****, (*for Privacy Purposes) wich waz kikd our of teh shoool last yr lawl! poor girl XD.. sir napay cald me outsyd.. he asignd me to tel 3A to asembl at loby at 12:20, to taht 12:30, we'l be all set XD.. 3A is of courz, excided! of courz, not 4 teh quiz bee thing, but for teh 'trip mode' in ROBINSONS! XD lawlx! lawl.. we did a rush lunch, it wz leik my daily roiutin, 1BBQ, 1rice... lol 17 pesos, mah fav number!!! lalwx..

we returnd bak to teh room to liek gather our thingz n stuff lol.. i hav noticed sumthin... my 50 pesos is gonee! WTF happend! OH NOES!!! i searchd for it, juz liek waht i do with google, but i hav found no rezults.. =sigh=... got no choice, is wz 12:20.. we need to go at teh rendevoo point, wich is teh loby.. bye 50 pesos! T__T

ok so liek it wz liek 12:30 but lawl, no sign of sr napay, no wonder!!, filipino tym! XD..we wer at teh loby.. we positind ourselvs at teh right side of teh loby, juz staright ahed of teh entranc cuz it wz teh spot wer we ate fishbawlz! lawlX XD... tehn we saw sr napay wiht teh attendace list tehn we stood up, and huredly grabbd teh atendance chart from his grasps XD XD.. kim got it... n i hav noticd silver_3d wz acting a litle wird now... lawlx.. we all know it! taht teh efect of kim to him XD his hair changd, his moves changd, and his a little n00bish taht i thot he wz b4.. lawlXD newayz, he wz leik afred to liek go near kim, but he had no choiz, or else he wuld not be present in teh a10dnce XD lawl...

ok so liek we wer liek divided into liek 3 batches, (but sr napay it wuld be juz 2, but i convincd him taht 3A wudnot fit in 2, so he made it 3! lawlx!) we rode teh orange jeep, BATA-LIBERTAD lawlx! lol almost all of mah 'jeepmates' r mah cloze frends liek ken0, dane, kim, sasj, silver_3d, shirajime, n herman! srry i cant recal teh ohterz! XD

ok lol all fares wer collected by sasj, n i secretly paid awing, iris, april and shira's fare as well! (so taht waz liek 30 Pesos lost from me, 70pesos total!! T__T) lawls it iz not a secret anymor cuz i inclded it in teh blog! lawlxz!!

... lawl... so leik we chatd about stuffs n stuff uno lol our topic wz anythin' useful lol until it came a point wer benji askd silver if he cud borrow teh rubix cube.. silver's reply wz a clear NO... but tehn i hav a plan.. and i wz liek ...yeaah... (sinister XD XD) i told benji to ask kim if she cud convinc silver to lend her teh rubix cube... tehn..

kim: "neil... pwede ko ka hulam rubix cube?'
silver: "...thinking what to do next.."
kim:"sige na neil! plzzz??"
D3N00B1F13D: "HOI NEIL! PAHULMA NA NA OH! (in my mind.. ma gahud na karon! whahhah!)
silver: "without a sound made, grabs teh rubix cube out of his bag, n lend it to kim'
D3N00B1F13D: "YYYoowdiee! NICE MOVE NEIL! WAHAHAH!"
kim: "TENKYOO NEIL!!"
see..? how swit! lawl tehn we arived at teh place, but n teh other side of courz, we hav to take teh overpass to reach rob... haiiz.. ok.. ok.. no choice agen! XD lol our trip wz to make one strait line to make a good impresion to teh people, cuz UNOR's name is stil staind wiht taht shoplifting incident( EHHHEEMMMM!! WHAHAH!)... so lol ok.. we did taht w/o any harm done,.., ^_^ lol teh guard wz liek O_O at us n i loled! XD

so lol... we roamd around teh place cuz teh event will start at liek 3PM lol we juz left our bags to teh counter, tehn i saw my so called Ybarzabal COuncil entering teh grocery store... i hav a bad feeling bout tihs.. so liek i hav no choic but to walk wiht awing, april, and shira...

... so liek shira wz wantd to use teh CR, lawlx! no choiz agen, but to escort her to teh nearest CR... =_=... but awing told me to hav patience cuz wehn shira uses teh CR, teh duration expectd wuld be liek 5 mins tehn i wz liek WTH! O_O 10 mins? lol u gotta be kiddin me.. lawlx... suprisngly, shira wz out, bout liek seconds after awing told me taht tehn i sed to awing.. lawl! ur rong! nuf sed!! XD she wz liek -__- lawl no words...ok so liek we went to WOF cuz i xpect my 'COUNCIL' would be there.. i wz not rong.. they wer ther.. i witnesd johnre playing this similar game to 'shufflepuck', and OMG... he wz pro.. GODLIKE! lawlx!@ if you want to see how pro he is, chalenge him.. hmm.. i wz feeling a litle bit of a 'gamer' ther.. so i liek challengd ppl in my council to play MSHVSF *Marvel SUperheroes Versus Street FIghter game) with me, and whoever lose, will pay teh fee!.. n guess waht.. no response from tehm.. hmm maybe teyr afred! lawlx!! chicken... newayz, me, awing, shira n teh ohters sat at teh blank chairz in front of those arcade games i talkd abut erlier.. 'sigh'.. no chalengerz.. shira told me

'u want chalengerz? i hav an idea!'i wz liek: '(Oh no.. what can posibly be her idea now...)'she wz liek 'try to make a placard taht says: 'I NEED CHALLANGERS, LOSERS PAY'.
...
and lawlx! we loled together!! i wz liek .. nice 1 shira! LAWL!! (nice joke of course XD)damn.. i must keep track of the tym n keep an eye for these n00blets roaming around.. yea.. im talkin about my council lawl!! ok so liek it wz 2:30 PM, i guezz, so liek we headed bak to teh fountn to liek watch teh event lawlx...

lawlx.... so liek we juz liek sat n stuf lol den she sed..
'hay darnit XD.. im but to liek pee lol'.so tehn i wz liek..'
ok so like go... teh CR is liek juz in teh second floor lol...but lol she nids company XD so ok lol i got no choiz but to liek accompany her..XD

so ok liek we took teh esklator? tehn we talkd but sumthin.. it wz abut teh term 'busisaw'
i wz liek... 'hey.. wth. u juz liek peed liek a cuple of liek mins ago.. y pee agen? u must hav 'busisaw' lawl..

she wz liek: 'hey.. lol my aunt use teh term 'busisaw'for having a dificulty in liek peeieng.. lawlx...'
i wz liek:'lololol.!! so she iz wrong! XD'

shira:'... -_-..."so tehn we rechd teh secnd floor, so i wz liek:'go go go.. duble tym.. teh event is but to start.. return hir as sun as u r finishd..'
she wz like 'ok'..

so tehn she procided in teh CR as i lean in teh railings near teh eskltor and softly sang teh song calld 'Voices by disturbed'...'sumones gonna dei if u lisen to me.. im guna talk but sum friggin shi* now.. sum1ns guna dei f u lisen to me.. dadadadadie dadadadadaie!'lol i repeted taht liek 3 timez i guess lol tehn suddenly..'dadadad...' 'WAAH'..lawlz... she wz liek rite bhind me, n atempted to scare me.. lol.. she faild! XD XD

i wz liek: '... -_- wth wz taht 4?..'
she wz liek: 'O_O nothing.. letz head bak...'
i wz liek .. lol ok...so tehn we got bak to our seats, n teh event wz liek starting
..nah.. we dnt care abut eh event

lol.. so we had a talk w/ each ohter..

first topic: Songs...lol so i dunt liek songs taht much.. lol so liek taht wz liek teh 1st tym i saw her sing... n she wz liek awsum! XD

4/5 rating lol/...

second topic: Movies..wew.. muvis.. lol i dunt liek tehn much eihter.. XDso she talked abut waht muvis i liek most tehn i wz liek .. sci-fi? lol i liek tehn much uno.. XD

she wz liek lol! i lurv suspense/thriller/horror teh most..so i wz liek.. O_O wha? lol strange for liek u to luv those things..lol so she wz liek starting narrating teh summary of teh movie 'SAW'.. tehn i wz liek.. damn.. waht a brutal girl.. XD lol she wz liek telling me waht exactly happened, tehn taht wz liek in a mater of liek 30 mins or so? lol but taht wz kinda long! imagine teh summary of teh movie! X_X cant take it! but lol to admit, she wz a good narrator.. lol y not apply for a job as narrotar? lol!

newayz.. we noticed taht our school wz liek pwned by AGRo..
i remembrd sumthin abut agro.. lol..tihs is teh schol wer my cuzin is stdying,, lol..n lol i dunno if tihs is true, but i remembrd sum1 told me taht teh studentsd of taht schol wer bunch of n00bs... i mean liek drug adicts or so? lol...

third topic:AGRO... specifically, teh location n physical appearance..
ok so lol tihs is anuther random topic, but lol, for teh sake of teh presence of a topic, we had no choiz.. so lol..
she sed taht she has ben so AGRO b4.. n i wz liek .. no way! lol...
itz juz a walking distance from our home..
she sed.. in mansilingan?
i wz liek hell yea!!
so lol she wz liek: tahts teh 1 wiht teh hole in teh wall rite?!?!? (xcited.. lol)
i wz liek: "... o_O wth? never saw a hole ther b4.. lol u might be talkin bout sum skuls, not agro lol.."she wz liek: "lol! im very sure taht wz agro! i wz ther!'
so lol we almost had money matters about tihs lol.. but tehn i told her.. lol got no money XD
she sed to me: lol ill prove it to u! if i hav tym il go tehr juz to prov it 2 u!"
i wz liek: 'lol.. ok..'

and lol we lookd bak at teh scoreboard, lol UNO-R wz not incluided in teh top 5.. lol so unfortunate.. lol so we dcided to liek go home.. lol.. wahts teh use of stayin ther? XD XD

so lol we took Bata-Libertad I think? so lol n agen, my money, OUR fee.. X_X
but tahts liek ok.. i still got lots left XD.. lol jowk.. XDon our way home, we talkd abut gamer things such as relating RAN and CABAL, teh games wer playin.. lol.. i also rememberd sison for his debt! XD exactly 180 pesos.. T_T

so lol...
we arrived at UNO-R, wiht orange lights on teh street.. its almost liek 6:30PM i think?
tehn kenn n others dcided to liek stay at UNOr but lol i want to liek go home so lol..
shira also dcided to go home lol but since its 6PM, its rare for Dona Juliana Jeepney to pass empty..

so lol.. we dcided to ride Mansilingan Jeep.. lol..but tihs tym, i didnt anserd her fee! XD lol.. got no money.. 6 pesos left? XD

kenjai, jovan, n aryan wer wiht us.. lol..
along teh way, we talkd bout sum random stuffs lol...
jovan wz teh one to go first...
now.. we wer at teh intersection in city heights, (near teh 'galore' truck lol scrap) n its tym for shira to go..
she wz liek: 'kk so liek bb!'
i wz liek: 'bb.. thers no hole in agro! lololol!' she wz liek: '-_-'...lol! ok shez gone, n me n kenjai wz left in teh jeep.. i wz liek..'say kenj...' lool..'does agro hav a hole on teh wall??' XD
she wz liek: "Whaaat? lol no?... wahts wiht teh random question..'
i wz liek: '(sinister chuckle) lol... nothing.. juz nothing...'in my mind: 'Damn.. lol.. i hope i did taht deal with shira, whoever wins, 100 pesos! damn.. its xur ill win! no hole in teh wall! XD'

lol i arivd home liek 7:10PM? lol..tehn i wz leik 'im home!!' XD
dan2 (my cuzin who studies at AGRO) waz teh one whom i saw first... tehn i wz liek..
'wow dan.. congratz! ur shool made it to teh top 5!..
tehn she wz liek: 'wow! tahts great n stuff lol!'
she even mentiond teh name of teh contestant, n told me taht their representativ is trained evryday, so taht wz thir ticket to success.. i wz liek.. wow.. XD nice..lol..

tehn i wz liek..'say dan..''

yes?
''DOes AGRO hav a hole in the wall?
'she wz liek: 'lol.. wahts wiht teh question?''
nothing! XD'
she wz liek:'lol ok.. thers no hole in all sides of teh wall.. y?'
i wz liek:'LAAAAWL! hahhahahHAHAH! damn! that's a sure win! damn! i should hav done taht deal with shira! XD XD XD'
she wz liek: 'O_O??? waht win? waht deal?'
i wz leik: 'nothin!!'
she wz liek:' watever.. newayz, damn u unorianz competed wiht a low shool leik us.. but still u didnt beat us in teh event! whoa.. .. 'wew.. no matter how inteligent u r, but if u dont utilize it proprly, it will lead u to losing!'

LOL..
damn.. i rememberd sumthing..
it wz sed by clint..
and LOL! its hell funny..
it goes this way
...
"THEREFORE I CONCLUDE THAT, UNORIANZ IS INTILEEGENT!"LOL!
~D3N00B1F13D™ ZiM™

Trivia/s:
It is now known that the school 'AGRO' DOES have a hole on the wall, but that was in the past. It is now covered with cement, so if that deal was done, none of us would have won. ^_^
Source: Kenjai Cepeda
All typographical errors were made on purpose for the uniqueness of the blog.